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About Michael Johnson: "Michael Jackson was a poor black boy who grew up to be a rich white woman." Molly Ivins. "Michael Jackson's album was only called "Bad" because there wasn't enough room on the sleeve for Pathetic." Prince. "Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case of Michael Jackson, to the kiddy pool." Bill Maher. "He hasn't just lost the plot, he's lost the whole library! ". Melody Maker "He now looks like a Barbie doll that has been whittled at by a malicious brother. "Thomas Sutcliffe. "With his womanly voice, stark white skin and Medusa hair, his gash of red lipstick, heavy eyeliner, almost nonexistent nose and lopsided face, Jackson was making his TV appearance in order to scotch all rumors that he is not quite normal. " Craig Brown  from The Times of London. About Jon Bon Jovi: "He sounds like he's got a brick dangling from his willy, and a food-mixer making purée of his tonsils." Paul Lester.  About Tommy Lee: "Pamela Lee said her name is tattooed on her husband's penis. Which explains why she changed her name from Anderson to Lee." Conan O'Brien. About John Lennon: "He could be a maneuvering swine, which no one ever realized." Paul McCartney. About Liberace: "A deadly, winking, sniggering, snuggling, chromium-plated, scent-impregnated, luminous, quivering, giggling, mincing heap of mother love." William Connor About Paul McCartney: "He has become the oldest living cute boy in the world. " Anna Quindlen. About George Michael: "Sleeping with George Michael would be like having sex with a groundhog." Boy George. About Willie Nelson: When you talk to him, he looks at you and grins and grins and nods and nods and appears to be the world's best listener, until you realize he is not listening at all." Larry L. King. About Cole Porter: "He sang like a hinge." Ethel Merman. About Elvis Presley: "Elvis transcends his talent to the point of dispensing with it altogether." Greil Marcus. "Presley sounded like Jayne Mansfield looked - blowsy and loud and low."  Julie Burchill.   

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