FAMOUS GOSSIPS AND INSULTS AGAINST FAMOUS WOMEN YOU CAN GET MORE FROM BRAIN CANDY

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About
Yoko Ono: " If I found her floating in my pool, I'd punish
my dog." Joan Rivers. "Her voice sounded like an eagle being goosed."
Ralph Novak. About Barbra Streisand: "A cross
between an aardvark and an albino rat." John Simon. About Helen
Reddy: "She aught to be arrested for loitering in front of an
orchestra." Bette Midler. About Madonna:
"Armed with a wiggle and a Minnie Mouse squawk, she is coarse and
charmless." Sheila Johnson. " She is so hairy, when she lifted up her
arm, I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit." Joan Rivers . " I
look at my friendship with her as like having a gall stone. You deal with
it, there is pain, and then you pass it. That's all I have to say about
Schmadonna." Sandra Bernhard. "She is closer to organized
prostitution than anything else." Morrissey. " Not in this lifetime.
Why? Because I'm the only one she hasn't done it to." Sharon Stone.
About Zsa Zsa Gabor: "She has discovered the secret of
perpetual middle age. She not only worships the golden calf, she barbecues
it for lunch. The only person who ever left the Iron Curtain wearing it."
Oscar Levant . "You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's age by the rings on
her fingers." Bob Hope. "Zsa Zsa Gabor has been married so many times
she has rice marks on her face." Henny Youngman.
About Katherine Hepburn:
"She
has a face that belongs to the sea and the wind, with large rocking-horse
nostrils and teeth that you just know bite an apple every day." Cecil
Beaton. "She ran the whole gamut of emotions from A to B." Dorothy
Parker. About Elizabeth Taylor: "Elizabeth Taylor
looks like two small boys fighting underneath a thick blanket. " Mr.
Blackwell. "Elizabeth Taylor's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin. "
Joan Rivers. "Every minute this broad spends outside of bed is a
waste of time. Michael Todd. About Marilyn
Monroe: "Her body has gone to
her head." Barbara Stanwyck. "She has breasts of granite and a mind
like a Gruyere cheese." Billy Wilder. "She's a vacuum with nipples."
Otto Preminger. About Edith Sitwell: "Isn't she
a poisonous thing of a woman, lying, concealing, flipping, plagiarizing,
misquoting, and being as clever a crooked literary publicist as ever."
Dylan Thomas. "I am fairly unrepentant about her poetry. I really think
that three quarters of it is gibberish. However, I must crush down these
thoughts, otherwise the dove of peace will shit on me. " Noel Coward.
About Lauren Bacall: "Her hair lounges on her shoulders like
an anesthetized cocker spaniel." Henry Allen. About Marlene
Dietrich: "Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale her infinite
sameness. " David Shipman. About Brigitte Bardot: "A
buxom milkmaid reminiscent of a cow wearing a girdle, and both have the same
amount of acting talent. " Mr. Blackwell. About Ingrid
Bergman: "She speaks five languages and can't act in any of them. "
John Gielgud. About Drew Barrymore: " She's like
an apple turnover that got crushed in a grocery bag on a hot day."
Camille Paglia. About Joan Collins: "She looks like she
combs her hair with an eggbeater. " Louella Parsons. "About
Sarah Bernhart: "A great actress, from the waist down. " Dame
Margaret Kendal. About Joan Crawford: "Joan always cries
a lot. Her tear ducts must be close to her bladder." Bette Davis.
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