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WORLD'S LEARNING, CULTURE AND CIVILIZATIONS By Maximillien de Lafayette

AMERICANS VERSUS FOREIGNERS:  

What foreigners like and dislike most about America?!

6-The outfit of the American professional woman, more particularly the executive one. You know, the one with a coat/jacket, man’s couture cut and the boring standardized fluffy tie. They hate it! They consider it  a product without originality and character.

7-Popularity of wearing pantyhose without underwear. Yet, boy-a-boy, Arab men love it, as long as, it is not their wives who are wearing it.

8-American men’s obsession with women’s big breast. African, Asian and Arab men love to look at an American woman’s prosperous breast. But, the cultured European men and more particularly the French men consider the big breast of a woman as a sign of vulgarity. To them, women with big breast are vulgar. This idea came to life at the dawn of the Parisian haute couture and the beginning of the Parisian fashion runway. The whole story began with Christian Dior and his “scrambled egg breast” mannequins in Paris at the turn of the century.

9- American women intense interest in breast enhancement. We will not talk about that. We already know what they are talking about. Nevertheless,  there is a lot of hypocrisy in their statements, for their biggest and favorite stars had a “big bazooka breast” like Silvana Mangano, Rosanna Podesta, Sophia Loren, Ursula Andress, etc……But, it is quite accurate to say that, the most “respected” and talented foreign stars had an “intellectual breast”, meaning regular size, such as Marina Vlady, Simone Signoret (when she was young), Ingrid Bergman, Anouk Aime, Danielle Darrieux, etc…

10-Taking out the trash as the married man’s responsibility. This, trashes them out completely. But, their wives like it!  

11-Frequent and popular use of savings coupons. Holly God! They hate it. They consider the use of savings coupons as an indication of avarice, stinginess and cheapness. They hate it most, when they have to stay in line at the supermarkets check outs waiting for those who are digging in their purses or bags for these bloody coupons. And it gets worst, when they see a woman flashing and flashing and flashing tons of them. They go ape!!

12-Buying merchandise, goods, shoes and clothing only when they are on sale.

13-Americans calling their friends and folks only on the weekend to save money.

14-Americans splitting the restaurant tabs in public. To foreigners, this is the ultimate public insult. The Arabs have a saying “ Eat bread and olive at home. But when you go out, buy the whole damned restaurant.” In France they say: “A tout seigneur, tout honneur.”

15-American sex and marriage counseling. This is a no no! A taboo! Many Arabs object to any form and kind of a sex counseling. Are you kidding? Some of them will not even allow their wives to have a regular medical check up if the physician has a moustache!! Usually, their wives medical visitations are monitored. As to marriage counseling, they consider it as a direct interference in their conjugal and marital affairs and an insult to their manhood. Europeans are different. Although they might take marriage counseling  into consideration, they remain  very skeptical about sex counseling. More skeptical about American sex counseling, for they consider American sex counselors and therapists as nuts and pretentious. They do strongly believe that the greatest number of those sex therapists in America failed in their sex life and need sex counselors themselves!

16-American citizens referring to the President and the First Lady by their given names and or shortening their names. Very true. Have you during one of your visits to France, ever tried to call President General de Gaulle by his first name (as we do sometimes in America) or shorten his name to Charlie or Gauly? Have you? Ask those who did, what happened to them?! Especially those who were detained at La Prefecture or at La Gendarmerie!!! Mon Dieu!!!

17-Unfamiliarity of Americans with popular artists and stars who are very well known in their countries.

18-American women washing the dog in their bathtub.

19-Renting a tuxedo, even shoes for one time big affair.

20-American men constantly wearing a bright yellow tie to look sharp and stylish.

21-To be unable to open a bank account without a social security number. This is a novelty to them, for it is very true, in many foreign countries, you don’t need a social security card to open an account. Just flash your national ID card and boom, kaboom, you’re in.

 

 

 

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